Sweatpants Nazi v2.0
I went to college with a whole cast of characters. This blog is about a guy that wore sweatpants every day, even to career fair. At some point, early freshman year, he was dubbed, "The Sweatpants Nazi". A few years after college, he ended up working in the same department as me, in a different group. He hasn't been wearing his signature sweatpants though.
Luckily, it seems, he passed the torch on to a coworker. This guy also went to RH. This guy is also a character. This guy also wears sweatpants, every day. He's taken it up a notch though, and wears wrestling shoes with his sweatpants. Apparently, he's ready to grapple at a moments notice. A coworker happened to be in the bathroom at the same time a few weeks ago, and the guy was pissing 5 year old style, with his sweatpants pulled down completely off of his ass. Thankfully, his shirt tail hung down to cover his ass.
Luckily, it seems, he passed the torch on to a coworker. This guy also went to RH. This guy is also a character. This guy also wears sweatpants, every day. He's taken it up a notch though, and wears wrestling shoes with his sweatpants. Apparently, he's ready to grapple at a moments notice. A coworker happened to be in the bathroom at the same time a few weeks ago, and the guy was pissing 5 year old style, with his sweatpants pulled down completely off of his ass. Thankfully, his shirt tail hung down to cover his ass.
2 Comments:
i remember sweatpants matt. he friends with pink hat dude, right?
in fast-track sweatpants nazi was known for accessorizing his sweatpants with a huge erection. highly inappropriate but funny.
that's him. I still get to see him on a daily basis. he's traded the sweatpants in for a year round parka and backwards baseball cap. and now, instead of a scruffy mustache, he can grow an entire scruffy beard.
PS, i wouldn't be surprised if he still periodically googles sweatpants nazi and finds this. .org periodically self-googled and that's how bigD's blog got busted (both were regular comic fodder).
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