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Today, I took some summer sausage to work for a goody day. I took a steak knife with me, to cut it. I made it through the whole day with no issues...until I got home.
When I got out of the truck, I stuck the knife in my pocket for some reason. Then, I got in the house, and was doing something, and ran my hand right across it, cutting the shit out of the outside of my thumb, right above the knuckle where it joins your hand. It bled through a couple of bandages, and the wife wants me to get stitches, but it pretty well quit bleeding and doesn't really hurt. It just looks bad because it was cut at an angle, and when i move my hand just right, it spreads open. The real bitch of it is that i can't keep a bandaid on it for anything. I told her if it breaks open tonight and bleeds everywhere, I'll go get stitches in the morning.